It's A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood

Hello genetically altered neighbors. It's nice to see you all here today. I'm afraid you've arrived a bit early though. I'm still pulling on my sneakers. It's a bit difficult, what with the 12 toes on each foot and all. Can you say "Mutation?" I knew you could. Starting Monday, you're going to meet some of my neighbors here in the Mutant Future. Some of them are good. Some are bad. Some are just trying to survive in the blasted hellscape that is the Wasteland. Can you say "Hellscape?" Of course you can. Sure. So be sure to stop back on Monday and we'll visit five of my most interesting neighbors here in...