Stop Poking the Spidergoat With a Fondue Fork!

Over at Jeff's Gameblog, Jeff has posted a few tables to randomly generate starting weapons and armor for folks about to venture into the Mutant Future blastscape. I found a few of the items like the razor-blade-encrusted hockey stick to be fairly impressive. But a fondue fork? Imagine the crestfallen look on the PC who rolls that one up while everyone else is decked out with lead pipes and baseball bats. Check it out yourself: Mutant Future Starting Equipment.